New Members Added: 160/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment So, the patriots Jet flew from Fort worth to Guantanamo Bay, and back to Ft. Bliss. But the Pats spokesperson says "it wasn't used for deportation." Doesn't sound like it was, pal (vanityfair.com) More: News, England, Transport, Corporation, New England Patriots, White House Press Secretary, Law, Omni Air International, United States 1013 clicks;posted toMain »on 01 May 2025 at8:30 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 31 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (19) Funniest 6 hours ago Interesting. Omni counts the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security among two of its prominent government clients as part of the so-called "ICE Air" program, and has been named in complaints of abuse of migrant passengers. Omni's parent company was recently acquired and taken private by Stonepeak in a $3.1 billion deal, but until April 11, 2025, none other than Amazon owned nearly 20% of the parent company. Gaslighting f*cks! hubiestubert (20) Funniest 3 hours ago They wouldn't waste high class seating on deportations. Investors in a for-profit prison wing to house dissidents and troublemakers like pesky journalists, judges, and actors? Whole different story. Heck, considering Donnie being who he is, there might even be brothel facilities so that mouthy actors and actresses and journos can work off their 'sentence'... (13) Funniest 3 hours ago First class seating isn't people being deported. Some sort of nefarious bullshiat, without a doubt. Perhaps executives in the pay for stay prison industry looking at offshore options. (6) Funniest 3 hours ago Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like fun if you don't know what either of them is. (13) Funniest 2 hours ago You don't just casually drop by gitmo for coffee. NewportBarGuy (0) Funniest Maybe they are just looking for offensive linemen? (5) Funniest Weaver95: You don't just casually drop by gitmo for coffee. Although they do have a Starbucks Pinnacle Point (5) Funniest I can't handle the truth. (1) Funniest (6) Funniest They might be flying down hookers booze and coke for the boys. This is a new SecDef initiative. Eunice's Social Calendar (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago hubiestubert: They wouldn't waste high class seating on deportations. Investors in a for-profit prison wing to house dissidents and troublemakers like pesky journalists, judges, and actors? Whole different story. Heck, considering Donnie being who he is, there might even be brothel facilities so that mouthy actors and actresses and journos can work off their 'sentence'... interdasting that brothel facilities thingy...how many teenage girls on those flights? (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago IamRat: First class seating isn't people being deported. Some sort of nefarious bullshiat, without a doubt. Perhaps executives in the pay for stay prison industry looking at offshore options. Families of 9/11 victims go to Guantanamo fairly regularly. And the lawyers of the prisoners as well. (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago Eunice's Social Calendar: hubiestubert: They wouldn't waste high class seating on deportations. Investors in a for-profit prison wing to house dissidents and troublemakers like pesky journalists, judges, and actors? Whole different story. Heck, considering Donnie being who he is, there might even be brothel facilities so that mouthy actors and actresses and journos can work off their 'sentence'... interdasting that brothel facilities thingy...how many teenage girls on those flights? maybe Epstein is not dead afterall? (2) Funniest 30 minutes ago (3) Funniest 30 minutes ago You can't expect the torturers to ride on the same plane as the people they gonna torture. That's just inhumane. (10) Funniest 32 minutes ago Another reason to hate the Patriots. slave2grind (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago Who (that matters) cares? (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago Eunice's Social Calendar: hubiestubert: They wouldn't waste high class seating on deportations. Investors in a for-profit prison wing to house dissidents and troublemakers like pesky journalists, judges, and actors? Whole different story. Heck, considering Donnie being who he is, there might even be brothel facilities so that mouthy actors and actresses and journos can work off their 'sentence'... interdasting that brothel facilities thingy...how many teenage girls on those flights? Kraft is stepping up now that Epstein's out? cowsaregoodeating (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Probably a covert mission. So covert that they used the highest visibility plane possible, using the old reverse psychology trick. Abe Vigoda's Ghost (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago wrenchboy: Another reason to hate the Patriots. We really did not need another reason, but we'll add it to the list. AubergineDream (6) Funniest 33 minutes ago Redh8t: Interesting. Omni counts the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security among two of its prominent government clients as part of the so-called "ICE Air" program, and has been named in complaints of abuse of migrant passengers. Omni's parent company was recently acquired and taken private by Stonepeak in a $3.1 billion deal, but until April 11, 2025, none other than Amazon owned nearly 20% of the parent company. Gaslighting f*cks! These were the 'weasel words' that stood out to me "The New England Patriots plane was not used for any kind of deportation flight and there were no detainees on the plane," Chakrabarti said via email. "Under our current charter manager, neither of the Patriots planes have ever been used for that purpose." SloppyFrenchKisser (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "At a congressional hearing earlier this month, it was revealed that about 400 migrants have been held (non-simultaneously) at the U.S. Navy base over the past two months, an endeavor that has cost more than $40 million in taxpayer funds." If that isn't winning, then I don't know what is. baronbloodbath (0) Funniest less than a minute ago A Patriots jet being used to facilitate tyranny? BitwiseShift (1) Funniest less than a minute ago So much in the Vanity Fair article. Why not just give the migrants $100,000 each and say "Don't come to the US." That's the same $40M the US spent on sending 400 of them them to Cuba. Maybe its so they're grooming the military to ease them into the concentration camp business. hiatler had that problem with regular soldiers. Psychologically they couldn't deal with seeing men, women, and children brutally treated. Hilter had to resort to the SS, the psychopath forces. Steven Miller's name comes up as a go-to answer man. Ft. Bliss with Biggs Field shares the airport with the regular folk. So how are the flights segregated -- military and civilian and political. Planes would have to fly over Mexican airspace to approach or depart. Here's a very interesting headling on the same page: "How Miriam Adelson Went From Big MAGA Winner to Casino Loser in Trump's First 100 Days" PirateKing (0) Funniest less than a minute ago /and on your left you'll see the cage where we house brown men in their underpants. Please no shoving, there's room for everyone to get good pictures. If you'll follow me, our next stop is the cage where the brown children are stored. Remember, everyone needs to be back on the bus by 4pm local time, or it's underpants cage for you! hahah just kidding of course. Only if you commit heresy! Nick Nostril (5) Funniest less than a minute ago If you are "deporting" Venezuelans to El Salvador, you aren't deporting, you are kidnapping. Same applies to Americans being black bagged and sent to El Salvador. The Brownshirts (blackshirts in this case) should understand how we dealt with Nazi prison guards after WW2 who were "just following orders". They need to be identified and placed on The List. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Lots of military folks at GITMO. Army, Navy, and Marines. Have new folks doing TDY at GITMO gather at Ft. Worth, and return others to Ft. Bliss for debriefing before they return to their regular duty stations. Might be a bunch of JAG officers going there to handle detentions/deportations. The military is generally incompetent, but they CAN keep a secret if they wish. The F-117 flew out of Tonopah, AZ for 10 years before the program went public during Desert Storm. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Maybe they're filming a "The Longest Yard" kind of movie where the scrappy Guantanamo inmates somehow beat the professional players in an exhibition game. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Bill Belicic's girlfriend headed to the brig Eunice's Social Calendar (0) Funniest less than a minute ago eKonk: Eunice's Social Calendar: hubiestubert: They wouldn't waste high class seating on deportations. Investors in a for-profit prison wing to house dissidents and troublemakers like pesky journalists, judges, and actors? Whole different story. Heck, considering Donnie being who he is, there might even be brothel facilities so that mouthy actors and actresses and journos can work off their 'sentence'... interdasting that brothel facilities thingy...how many teenage girls on those flights? Kraft is stepping up now that Epstein's out? gabethegoat (0) Funniest less than a minute ago what's with the weird capitalization, subby? Displayed 31 of 31 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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